Artist

Aggy Bird

Album

Tumblr's Greatest Hits

Track Name

Teen Wolf Voice Meme

no one needs to like this or reblog it, i just wanted the chance to say weregoldfish.

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words:   werewolf, hunter, inhaler, lacrosse, Beacon Hills, Allison, adderall. wolfsbane, Jeep, Camaro, bite, red hoodie, Alpha, Beta, Omega, “my mom does all the grocery shopping”.
  • Who is your favorite male character?
  • Who is your favorite female character?
  • That character you thought you would hate but actually sort of like now.
  • What is your OTP?
  • How did you start watching Teen Wolf?
  • Character you’re most like/relate to.
  • Favorite episode so far.
  • Favorite scene so far.
  • Would you be a human, a werewolf, a hunter or other?
  • Howl for us!

Artist

Aggy Bird

Album

Tumblr's Greatest Hits

Track Name

Voice Meme

• Your name and username.

• Where you’re from.

• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

• What do you call gym shoes?

• What do you call your grandparents?

• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

• Do you think you have an accent?

• Be a wizard or a vampire?

• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Dear Men: A Guide to Online Dating

appolsaucy:

The way our dating culture translates online, guys send out a ton of messages to women and get very few replies. This can be disheartening, I know. On the flip side, women get inundated with so many messages that we don’t have time to send out our own, so it becomes a negative experience of constantly rejecting people. This is also disheartening.

If the woman you messaged didn’t respond to you, don’t take it personally. Maybe she just doesn’t feel like dating right now. Or maybe her plate is full. Maybe she’s busy at work. Maybe she noticed something on your profile that was a deal breaker and didn’t think it was worth it to shoot you a message saying “Sorry, I don’t date people who don’t like bacon,” because what follows after that is five increasingly irate messages from you explaining to her why she SHOULD want to date people who don’t like bacon. Don’t take it personally when she decides to skip that.

HOWEVER, there might be some problem areas on your profile or your message that are turning off a lot of women. Here is a helpful list of things that make me extremely disinclined to respond to men on dating sites:

  1. You don’t have a picture of yourself. Maybe you don’t put it up because you don’t want women judging you based on your looks. First of all, friend, your fear is unfounded—women are conditioned from birth to accept men regardless of their looks. Men are much more likely to reject a woman based on her appearance, trust me. Second of all, and most importantly, going out to meet a strange man alone is a dangerous thing for a woman to do. I don’t want your picture so I can judge you—I want your picture so that when I don’t phone in the next day my friend has a description for the police.
  2. The acceptable age range you listed skews way younger than you. The majority of men I’ve seen on dating sites who are ~30 years old list their desired women as being 20-31 years old. If you seriously think you have tons in common with a 20 year old woman and nothing in common with a 33 year old woman, you are delusional, and I don’t have time for your nonsense.
  3. One of the first and only things you said was about my appearance. I’m sorry the system taught you that women will be transfixed by shallow, ultimately meaningless compliments. The system was wrong. Adapt or stay single forever.
  4. You offered to teach me something. You’re already condescending to me in your first message, really? I’m sorry the system taught you that women want their partners to be father figures. The system was wrong. Adapt or stay single forever.
  5. You didn’t fill out the personality questionnaire. Maybe you think they’re dumb. Okay. Those questions don’t define your personality, but here are some things they do define: your stance on whether the man should be the head of the household; your stance on abortion; your stance on how many people women should be able to sleep with; your stance on drugs; your stance on religion in science classrooms; your stance on what jobs are acceptable for women to hold. These are the bare minimum criteria for people I will communicate with—you have to pass this AND have a good personality. 
  6. You put yourself down a lot. It’s okay to be insecure, but to push it on someone before you’ve even met properly indicates that this is going to be the chronic state of things. Your first message sets the tone for the relationship, and what I’m getting is that you’re going to take and take and take from me. Learn to take care of yourself first so you can give back to your partner.
  7. You said, “I don’t like to message on here so text me if you want to talk.” A.) Don’t be pushy and tell women what to do. Let her set her own comfort zone, because B.) giving your phone number to strange men is a straight line to sexual harassment. It doesn’t matter if YOU would never do that—plenty of other men have before and will again. 
  8. You said, “I don’t like to message on here so let’s meet up in person.” A.) Don’t be pushy and tell women what to do. Let her set her own comfort zone, because B.) going out to meet a strange man alone is a dangerous thing for a woman to do

I hope this list will help you jump back into online dating with a new understanding of how other people interpret your words and actions and a new sense of empathy for what women deal with on dating sites. Blessings on your crops and may your herds prosper.

devildoll:

X-Men (1992-1997)

i hear the theme song in my head when i see this

(Source: jacknicholson)

iTunes Library Write Up

How many songs: 5,894

Sort by song title: 
First Song: 01 Sheep Go to Heaven (CAKE)

Last Song: Zombie (The Pretty Reckless)

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: (0:04) Fishstick Gumbo (Man Man) 
Longest Song: (12:09) Emily (Joanna Newsom)

Sort by artist:
First Artist: 2 Live Crew
Last Artist: Zombina and the Skeletones

Sort by album:
First Album: #1 (Suburban Kids with Biblical Names/Fischerspooner)
Last Album: Zopilote Machine (The Mountain Goats)

Top Three Most Played Songs: 
Dance with Me Tonight (Olly Murs) - 881
Ithaka (Deb Talan) - 835
Here in Your Arms (Hellogoodbye) - 802

Search:
Death: 84
Life:
100
Love: 98
Hate: 97
You: 143
Sex: 112

(Source: mineftdrake)

if only that platypus shifter/penguin shifter gay romance was not 3.99 for 72 measly pages on Amazon.