Welcome to the Great Northwest, Aggy. Look up, Mt St. Helen or Mt. Rainer or the Cascades; if you wanna see mountains. We don’t need alligators, we have sturgeons that can kill a man.

We drove through the Cascades to visit Seattle, and all I can say is that your mountains border on the excessive. What’s wrong with flat land at about sea level?

I do dig the salmon, though. ;)

vacationing woes

things i have discovered during my visit to the northwest:

1) i’m allergic to it. all of it.

2) what locals call hills, i call mountains. 

3) i still don’t believe in mountains

4) the only way for me to survive the LACK of sweet sweet humidity is to sleep with a humidifier on all night like i’m twelve with a headcold or maybe just submerge myself in a bathtub i might die HLEP

5) people can smoke pot here? legally? probably the influence of mountains

6) seriously, my friend’s downstairs neighbors smoke so much that the smell stinks up her whole house ugh

7) however, you can buy liquor in the target, which almost makes the suspicious abundance of mountains and dry air worth it

8) my friend is making me write things and she’s mean

9) the amount of trees makes me uncomfortable

10) no alligators in the lakes/ponds/rivers? then how do you make swimming exciting?

Hey buddy :) Do you have a transformative work policy for your fanfiction? I'd love to make you some podfics, if you're cool with that :)

Hey! Yes, my transformative work policy is DO IT DO THE THING.

Just link me back to it when you’re done — I’d love to help spread the word! :)

I’ve cracked it!


ISTJ: Slytherclaw
ISFJ: Slytherpuff
INFJ: Ravenclaw
INTJ: Slytherin
ISTP: Huffleclaw
ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four)
INFP: Ravenpuff
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Ravendor
ESFP: Hufflepuff
ENFP: Slytherpuff
ENTP: Gryffindor
ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent
ESFJ: Gryffinpuff
ENFJ: Gryffinclaw
ENTJ: Slytherdor

(Source: human-with-human-powers, via the1001cranes)


I’m at the Gay Romance Northwest Meet-Up today at the Seattle Public Library, and it has been awesome. I’ve already got a handful of new books to read and rec for y’all. :D



This week I finally declare my love for nbchannibal​ try to make sense of Hannibal, the serious show, and the Fannibals, it’s very silly fandom. Instead, I get lost in a haze of puppies. 

But seriously, the Fannibals are some of my favorite fans. They were the first ones to respond to my request for more fandom blogs to follow and now my dash is mostly Hannibal. And I’m a little afraid. 

Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Tumblr or Yahoo Inc. - just a fan who spends too much time on the aforementioned website. I also make no claim to “Hannibal” or any of it’s related media. I sincerely do not want to be made into dinner. 

(Video also contains bonus karaoke this week. You’ll see)

(via maderr)

Anonymous asked
hello aggy, hope you're having a good time! if you got to pick a scene from one of your stories, original or fanfic, to be illustrated, which would it be?

Wow, excellent question. I’m not sure I have an answer for that! I tend to imagine my stories as more of a live-action thing rather than freeze frame snapshots. (Although, berry-muffin did SUPER adorable fanart of one of my fave scenes from Beauty and the Ex.)

Hmmmmm, this is a total cop-out, but perhaps I should open this question up to all of you. What scene from one of my stories would you all pick to be illustrated?